The Great Race, in which we learn that brains, not horsepower, prevailed. "I have a cunning plan: a Great Race. The contenders will be valiant and worthy. The stakes will be high: laurels. Plus all the beer you can carry, and then some." go somewhere else 1. The Pit But Not The Pendulum 2. The Pendulum But Not The Pit 3. Crash Course In Physics 4. Confessions Of A 33 Yr.-Old Virgin 5. Bullius In The Underworld 6. The Nut On The End Of The Spanner 7. I Was Abducted By Aliens 8. Glossary 9. The Abominable German Language 10. Mrs. Gundelfinger’s Anvil 11. Imaginary Numbers 12. Dysfunctional Famly Values 13. Walpurgis Night 14. Inconclusive Unscientific Postscript 15. How To Discover Your Inner Adult 16. Crash Course In Metaphysics 17. Escape From Ixtlan 18. The Little Big Man Who Shot Liberty Valance 19. The Night The World Ended 20. Travels Without Charley 21. Bath 22. Gaul 23. The Great Race main page