crumplezone.de


This web site--crumplezone.de--is devoted to our VW transporter (pictured above) and the adventures we have had in it. It was built in Sept 1963 and served the United Glass Works factory fire brigade in Mannheim Germany from new until it was put out to pasture 27 years later. It had 9,345 kms on it at that time, which works out to 500 kms per year average. The van is now 45 years old and we, the second owners, have driven it to about 78,000 kms total. It still has the original paint and engine.
If you are looking for facts or statistics about how to build a crumple zone, I'm sorry, but the search engines led you astray here. This web site is about what it's like to drive one, not build one.





Foto Gallery of Vehicles from the Crumple Zone

convoy scoop Barndoor radar bus Samba
Halftrack Draisine Kombi panel van SnoMo
ambulance floridaboy freak van fire! doublecab
camper Pullizei T2 Klausenrennen altitude
speed


The Book

Our adventures in the bus have been collected and published under the title Welcome to the Crumple Zone, drifting through Europe and a mid-life course correction in a VW Microbus, comprising 149 pages, 23 chapters, an epilogue, and a foreword by William Wharton, in paperback; ISBN: 1843941805.

The book was available from Amazon.co.uk: click here (Amazon UK). They are temporarily out of stock. A second print run is in the works. You can download a few chapters in pdf format below.

Foreword
"This is a fine and unique book which you will enjoy. The author is the same, and I met him because I filled out the University of California form for choosing a roommate for my son. My son flew from Paris to Montreal, rebuilt a friend's ancient motorcycle, drove it across Canada and down to Santa Cruz where he arrived with mosquito bites and little else. His roommate would have to have all the toys: hi-fi, computer, etc. Flash did. Plus a magnificent bicycle chained to the dormitory ceiling.... Now the author writes books, and this one, about his current vehicle, will amaze and entertain you. Do read it and tell your friends, as I am doing."
William Wharton
8th March 2005

See below for chapters.



Welcome to the Crumple Zone comprises the following chapters:

The Pit But Not The Pendulum
The Pendulum But Not The Pit
Crash Course In Physics
Confessions Of A Thirty-Three Year-Old Virgin
Bullius In The Underworld
The Nut On The End Of The Spanner              download as pdf file
I Was Abducted By Aliens In My Childhood
Glossary
The Abominable German Language
Mrs. Gundelfinger’s Anvil              download as pdf file
Imaginary Numbers
Dysfunctional Famly Values
Walpurgis Night (BVF 1997)
Inconclusive Unscientific Postscript
How To Discover Your Inner Adult & Start Worrying
Crash Course In Metaphysics
Escape From Ixtlan
The Little Big Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
The Night The World Ended (Father Smuty)              download as pdf file
Travels Without Charley, Or: Donate Your Mind to Science
Bath
Gaul
The Great Race
Epilogue
Errata

Some of the above episodes have previously appeared in Old Bus Review (U.S.A.) and Split Screen Scene (U.K.). Their editors have kindly granted permission to reprint.

Link to NEATO (USA)
Link to Split Screen Van Club (UK)



SO Numbers


VW transporters could be ordered with all manner of option kits. VW issued a catalog of such option packages, known as SOnderausfuehrungen, each of which was given a designation beginning with the letters "SO". They include hearses, campers, cherry-pickers, refrigerator trucks, delivery, service and utility vans, and much more.

Below are links to scans taken from a period-catalog published by Volkswagen Werk (German only). These are large tif files (lossless compression)--broadband recommended. The picture above is a sample from that catalog.

Frickinger hearse part 1

Frickinger hearse part 2

Frickinger hearse part 3

Frickinger hearse part 4

SO10 Cherrypicker part 1

SO10 Cherrypicker part 2

SO11 PU swivel ladder part 1

SO11 PU swivel ladder part 2

SO13 PU + box part 1

SO13 PU + box part 2

SO15 PU dumper part 1

SO15 PU dumper part 2

SO19 Display van part 1

SO19 Display van part 2

SO21 Shelves van part 1

SO21 Shelves van part 2

SO22 Camping Mosaik part 1

SO22 Camping Mosaik part 2

SO22 Camping Mosaik part 3

SO22 Camping Mosaik part 4

SO14 PU + pipe carrier part 1

SO14 PU + pipe carrier part 2

SO24 PU + pipe carrier part 3

SO24 PU + pipe carrier part 4

SO25 Deep loader part 1

SO25 Deep loader part 2

SO5 Deep loader part 3

SO29 Ambulance trailer part 1

SO29 Ambulance trailer part 2

SO30 Rollers part 1

SO30 Rollers part 2

SO31 Pickup, heating oil tanker part 1

SO31 Pickup, heating oil tanker part 2

SO32 Pickup, rolldoor part 1

SO32 Pickup, rolldoor part 2

SO33 Campingwagen part 1

SO33 Campingwagen part 2

SO33 Campingwagen part 3

SO33 Campingwagen part 4

SO34 Campingwagen part 1

SO34 Campingwagen part 2

SO34 Campingwagen part 3

SO34 Campingwagen part 4

SO35 Campingwagen part 1

SO35 Campingwagen part 2

SO35 Campingwagen part 3

SO35 Campingwagen part 4

SO36 Westfalia Faltdach part 1

SO36 Westfalia Faltdach part 2



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